By Morris Panych
Meet Alma, a career shoplifter who prefers the “five-finger discount” over any senior citizen’s deal. When a grocery store theft goes awry, her elaborate life of petty crime is halted by an overzealous security guard and his affable mentor. With sharp-witted comic observations, Morris Panych has expertly drawn a cast of misfit characters that will leave you rooting for all sides to come out on top.
Running time: Approx. 1 hr and 45 mins (including one intermission)
Monday 7:30 PM Tuesday 7:30 PM Wednesday 1:30 PM & 7:30 PM Thursday 7:30 PM Friday 8 PM Saturday 2 PM & 8 PM Sunday Closed
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Audience advisoryContains coarse language. Please contact our box office for more information.
- Patti Allan as Alma
- Dean Paul Gibson as Otto
- Agnes Tong as Phyllis
- Raugi Yu as Dom
- Alan Brodie Lighting Designer
- Melanie Coomber Stage Management Intern
- Caryn Fehr Stage Manager
- Mike Kovac Fight Director
- Ken MacDonald Set and Costume Designer
- Ace Martens Sound Designer
- Rebecca Mulvihill Assistant Stage Manager
- Morris Panych Director/Playwright